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{"type":"general","setup":"What time did the man go to the dentist?","punchline":"Tooth hurt-y.","id":260}
{"type":"programming","setup":"A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...","punchline":"'Can I join you?'","id":23}
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