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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?","punchline":"Cool Ranch!","id":171}