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Girvan Lifeboat Station is the base for Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) lifeboat at Girvan in South Ayrshire, Scotland. It opened in 1877 and today operates an all-weather lifeboat.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Shine On (Jet song)","displaytitle":"Shine On (Jet song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3959558","titles":{"canonical":"Shine_On_(Jet_song)","normalized":"Shine On (Jet song)","display":"Shine On (Jet song)"},"pageid":7579529,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/Shine_On_EP.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/Shine_On_EP.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287581590","tid":"3f38d08d-2323-11f0-a469-430e2d2576d0","timestamp":"2025-04-27T04:51:14Z","description":"2006 single by Jet","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shine_On_(Jet_song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shine_On_(Jet_song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shine_On_(Jet_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shine_On_(Jet_song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shine_On_(Jet_song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Shine_On_(Jet_song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shine_On_(Jet_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shine_On_(Jet_song)"}},"extract":"\"Shine On\" is a song by Australian rock band Jet, and the third single from their second album, Shine On. The single was released in Australia on 7 November 2006. A digital EP was released to the American iTunes Store in December 2006. It was subsequently released as a CD and 7\" vinyl single in the United Kingdom on 5 March 2007.","extract_html":"
\"Shine On\" is a song by Australian rock band Jet, and the third single from their second album, Shine On. The single was released in Australia on 7 November 2006. A digital EP was released to the American iTunes Store in December 2006. It was subsequently released as a CD and 7\" vinyl single in the United Kingdom on 5 March 2007.
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