{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"Cats with long, lean bodies are more likely to be outgoing, and more protective and vocal than those with a stocky build.","length":121}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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