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{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
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