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Gmina Milówka is a rural gmina in Żywiec County, Silesian Voivodeship, in southern Poland. Its seat is the village of Milówka, which lies approximately 17 kilometres (11 mi) south-west of Żywiec and 77 km (48 mi) south of the regional capital Katowice.
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